I’ve seen a number of questions that are repeated continuously in my ask.fm, so I decided to answer them directly here.
Topping the list of Frequently asked questions is: How did you lose your virginity?
Well, I was a 16 years old teenager with no self-esteem and many existential questions. The torrid summer became the escape for a few follies between the change of course, and on my way I ran into a guy I liked a lot. We already knew each other. I had blonde long hair, rode a skateboard through the streets of the town and listened to Blink 182, The Offspring and Sum 41. He was a year younger than me, and far more experienced. We used to play Magic the gathering.
It was early morning, and it rained a lot. I didn’t like it. The couch on which we where fucking opened by half and my ass was constantly wedged between two pillows. I remember thinking “Is this all? All that fuss about how cool it’s fuck and …. is this it?”. I bled. I did not cum.
I went home in the rain with a mixture of disappointment and pride. I had finally taken the first step of that would become my turbulent and funny path of vices and virtues! From here everything will be joy and Marquis de Sade.
Obviously after some months and years, things improved. I learned to enjoy sex, I left my low self-steem forgotten with my skateboard and between one thing and another, I ended up in porn.
Probably this is not the most beautiful story that you have heard, but I can promise it’s real. I don’t know you, but I’m tired of reading stories of hot lovers and beds filled with rose petals.
And you … how did you lost your virginity?